Omfg Zaf has a crush
Zaf likes her
ZAF AND CUTE JOURNALIST GIRL WHOSE NAME I STILL DON’T KNOW SHOULD KISS
Haha yay, cute journalist girl moved in with Zafar.
Oh no, the episode is apparently about Fiona, I fucking knew this was coming I fucking knew this wouldn’t end well
Harry Pearce’s sass is a constant inspiration to me.
SAY YES, CUTE JOURNALIST GIRL
ZAFAR IS HOT, GO DATE HIM
Oh for fuck’s sake, I’ve already guessed who cute journalist girl is going to replace.
Goddammit, why can’t we have nice things, why can’t we have Fiona love
Uh oh, new female on the team.
Someone’s gonna die soon.
I found the offer I’m taking.
It’s in Virginia.
And I’ll be there in August.
TWO OFFERS IN VIRGINIA, SO FAR. OH MY GOD.
OH MY GOD.
THERE IS ANOTHER OFFER!
AND IT’S NOT A CIRCUS!
AND IT’S IN THE US!
AND IT’S IN VIRGINIA!
AND IT’S MAIN FOCUS IS SHAKESPEARE!
WATCH OUT, I’M GETTING AN EQUITY CARD!
THERE ARE NO OTHER OFFERS.
God, I’m scared. Maybe I shouldn’t go to Ukraine. I don’t even think the US would let me.
I should probably do more research before I make this jump to go join a circus. Granted, it’s only a six month tour for union access. And that’s a great deal apart from the whole war thing.
Yeah, the war thing is scaring me off. I think I’ll just go through another offer.
I mean, I will literally do anything for an equity card, and if I have to go to another country for it, then so be it.
I mean, I get that my current easiest option happens to be a country involved in a civil war right now but you know
(Though I am very much going to look into US circuses and circuses in non-war torn countries beforehand)
Did you think I was joking when I made that status on Facebook about joining the circus to get an equity card because I was not in fact joking at all
Remember when I said I was moving out of town at the end of the year?
I may have meant to say out of country. I got a job offer.